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Name: Austin Location: San Diego, California, United States Gender: Male
Interests: All things that are authentically Christian, I like attractive women that have the right personality and attitude, my reunited family, Asian languages and culture (and people), Japanese animation and comic books, coming up with my own new slang and expressions, etc., and incorporating it into my own speech, just being "unique" and "different" because normal is boring, etc., ad nauseum . . . Expertise: Flirting with attractive, intelligent, sophisticated women, and making them smile and enjoy themselves, stimulating and enlightening conversation, loving my nephew, finding humor where humor was never meant to be found, improving on close friendships, befriending godly pastors and also learning from them, learning Asian languages (Japanese and Korean, for starters), making ridiculous statements and standing by them, spotting every attractive woman within a 100 foot radius, and feeling an overwhelming sense of joy and opportunity, being black and white at the same time, laughing with my dad, living in America's finest city . . . you get the picture . . . Occupation: Sales Industry: Retail
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| PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL, THE WORLD STINKS by Dennis Prager
Townhall
April 20, 2004
If you love goodness and hate evil, this is a tough time to stay sane. Israel
has killed Abdel Aziz Rantisi, the Hamas terror leader, and almost
every nation in the world and the nations' theoretical embodiment, the
United Nations, have condemned Israel for doing so.
World leaders and the world organization have said almost nothing
about Communist China's ongoing destruction of one of the world's
oldest civilizations, Tibet. World leaders have said almost nothing
about the Arab enslavement and genocide of non-Arab blacks in Sudan.
But they convene world conferences to label Israel, one of the most
humane and decent democracies on earth, a pariah.
In order to retain my sanity, I ask the reader's indulgence as I use this column to express personal thoughts.
I have contempt for "the world." I cherish and admire countless
individuals, but I have contempt for "the world" and "world opinion."
"The world" has never cared about evils inflicted on human beings. The
Communist genocides meant nothing to humanity. The Holocaust meant
nothing. With almost no exception, the mass atrocities since World War
II have likewise absorbed humanity less than the Olympics or the Miss
World Contest.
I have contempt for the United Nations. It is one of the great
obstacles to goodness and decency on this planet. Its moral record --
outside of a few specialized agencies such as the World Health
Organization -- is almost entirely supportive of evil and condemnatory
of good. It is dominated by the most morally backward governments in
the world -- those from the Arab and Muslim worlds, the Communists
during their heyday and African despots. It appointed Libya, a
despotic, primitive state, to head its Human Rights Commission, whose
members include China, Saudi Arabia and Sudan. Neither the United
States nor Israel sits on the Commission.
I regard the European Union with similar revulsion. With little
opposition, Europe murdered nearly every Jewish man, woman and child in
its midst, and a half-century later provides cover for those in the
Middle East who seek to do to the Middle East's Jews exactly what the
Nazis did to the European Jews. For the European Union to condemn
Israel's killing of a Hamas leader, when Hamas's avowed aim is another
Jewish genocide, is so loathsome as to board the incredible. For
Germany and France (who, unlike America, have almost never shed blood
for the liberty of others) to do everything they can to undermine
America's attempt to liberate Iraq is similarly repugnant.
As for the international news media and journalists, I regard most of them as aides to evil.
This is not new. The 1932 Pulitzer Prize, American journalism's
highest award, was given to Walter Duranty of the New York Times for
reporting from the Soviet Union. In his reports, Duranty repeatedly
denied Stalin's forced starvation of Ukrainians that led to the murder
of more than 6 million of them. The same "newspaper of record"
deliberately toned down reporting on the Nazi annihilation of Jews 10
years later so as not to appear "too Jewish."
The Soviet decimation of Afghanistan was so little reported in the
international media -- especially radio and television -- that when I
talked about its scope and horror on my radio show in the 1980s,
listeners kept wondering if I was telling the truth -- they had never
heard anything about it.
In the last years of the Saddam Hussein regime, according to John
Burns of the New York Times, major news reporters refused to write
stories about Iraqi mass murder and atrocities lest the Saddam regime
remove their press credentials. For most journalists, and their
newspapers and television stations, it was better to lie for Saddam and
have a bureau in Baghdad than to tell the truth but have no Baghdad
bureau.
And not one international news organization calls Hamas or any of the other Palestinian terror organizations "terrorists."
I love learning and revere the title of "professor," but with few
exceptions, universities, too, merit contempt. The vast majority of
professors who take positions on social issues are moral fools. They
teach millions of students that America and Israel are villains and
that the enemies of those decent societies are merely misunderstood
victims who are often justified in their hatred. And they loathe the
American Judeo-Christian value system that has made the United States
the world's land of opportunity and beacon of liberty.
In sum, I feel that I am living in a world that is morally sick.
Good is called bad, and bad is called "militant," "victimized,"
"misunderstood" and "the product of hopelessness," but rarely bad. Only
those who fight the bad are called bad.
I am kept sane by the knowledge that there are hundreds of millions
of individuals who can still tell the difference between good and evil;
by the knowledge that there was never a time that humanity was
particularly decent; and by a strong belief that a good God governs the
universe even though He allows evil many triumphs. And I believe this
God will judge Osama bin Laden and Jacques Chirac appropriately.
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Until the month
of May, land of the Rising Sun, my dear friend . . . . Please be patient with me . . . I’m
doing the best that I can, and I’ll be there as soon as possible . . . To the
glory of Almighty God and His Gospel . . .
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“Jesus came to
raise the dead. He did not come to teach the teachable; He did not come to
improve the improvable; He did not come to reform the reformable. None of those
things works.”
-Robert Farrer
Capon
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As if you
didn’t know that I knew people in high places . . . Guess which one is the
half-white guy . . .

This is my best
friend at Target (where I work now), Mr. Salvador Island . . . Happy 24th
birthday, Sal!!! Stay up man, and keep your diddy-bop
together . . .

If you don’t
know who these characters are, whether or not this picture was drawn by the
actual artist, or whether it is a composite picture done by someone on their
computer, and the potential significance of the phrase in the picture, then you
are probably a very boring person with boring taste, or at the very least, you
are woefully uninformed . . .
This is Mr.
Eric Chabaneix, a.k.a. Awax, a.k.a. the Good Pastor Chabaneix, a.k.a. E-Chabs,
a.k.a. The Wax Theological . . .

This is Mr. Austin
J. Allen, a.k.a. Audi Audyssey, a.k.a. A-Squared, a.k.a. Audyssey Powers,
International Grown Man of Riveting Romance, Meticulous Mystery, and Intense
Intrigue (Audyssey P., baby!!!), a.k.a the Audacious Archetype of Auditype,
a.k.a. Mr. Allen (in the flesh, mind you) . . .

Together, we
are the 7th Regiment, 3rd Company, and 10th
Infantry of the Infamous Goon Squad, baby!!! Semper Figgity-Fizzle-Fi,
son!!! We're the new-school Goonies, folks!!! Know insatiable greatness
when you
see it, you miserable ingrates . . .
*It was a real
blessing to be able to hang out with and support Awax at the CMC Retreat. It was fun.

Audyssey Flow
baby, it’s only natural . . .
Well, that’s
all I’ve got to say right now . . . Audyssey out!
***Edit: February 9, 2006- HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY, TREDIJON AMARI SCOTT!!!!!





My beloved nephew, you precious little boy
. . . I love you with all of my heart, mind, and soul,
and I will always be there for you whenever you need me.
You are the most beautiful gift that the gracious, almighty God of the
universe has ever seen fit to bless me with. It is my solemn hope
and prayer that God would give you the grace to receive a saving
knowledge and relationship with Christ Jesus, as almighty God, Saviour,
Redeemer, and Beloved Friend. May your inevitable sin be
forgiven, and may you be amongst those who are counted as righteous in
Christ, so that your salvation and final resting place in Heaven may be
eternally secured . . . You are a silly-billy-willy-nilly!!! You
are a silly little boy! I love you, son. Happy birthday!!!

Your Uncle, who loves you more than he could ever articulate in words,
Austin J. Allen
And I do believe it's true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes,
But if the silence takes you
Then I hope it takes me too.
So brown eyes, I'll hold you near,
'Cause you're the only song I want to hear.
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere. . .
(Excerpt from "Soul Meets Body", by Death Cab For Cutie- I was playing
with Trey on my bed, looking into his eyes when I first heard this song
on the radio . . . ah, memories . . . )
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| Normal is getting dressed in
clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that
you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay
for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so
you can afford to live in it.
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Words of
Wisdom, by Austin Allen
“If you see your kids
swimming in the pool, and they tell you that grandma got tired of swimming, and
took a nap at the bottom, then you know that something terrible has happened.”
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