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Name: Austin
Location: San Diego, California, United States
Gender: Male


Interests: All things that are authentically Christian, I like attractive women that have the right personality and attitude, my reunited family, Asian languages and culture (and people), Japanese animation and comic books, coming up with my own new slang and expressions, etc., and incorporating it into my own speech, just being "unique" and "different" because normal is boring, etc., ad nauseum . . .
Expertise: Flirting with attractive, intelligent, sophisticated women, and making them smile and enjoy themselves, stimulating and enlightening conversation, loving my nephew, finding humor where humor was never meant to be found, improving on close friendships, befriending godly pastors and also learning from them, learning Asian languages (Japanese and Korean, for starters), making ridiculous statements and standing by them, spotting every attractive woman within a 100 foot radius, and feeling an overwhelming sense of joy and opportunity, being black and white at the same time, laughing with my dad, living in America's finest city . . . you get the picture . . .
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Retail


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Member Since: 10/4/2004

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Currently Listening
Menos el Oso
By Minus the Bear
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Read this . . . . I liked it . . . very poignant . . . .

PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL, THE WORLD STINKS
by Dennis Prager
Townhall
April 20, 2004

If you love goodness and hate evil, this is a tough time to stay sane.

Israel has killed Abdel Aziz Rantisi, the Hamas terror leader, and almost every nation in the world and the nations' theoretical embodiment, the United Nations, have condemned Israel for doing so.

World leaders and the world organization have said almost nothing about Communist China's ongoing destruction of one of the world's oldest civilizations, Tibet. World leaders have said almost nothing about the Arab enslavement and genocide of non-Arab blacks in Sudan. But they convene world conferences to label Israel, one of the most humane and decent democracies on earth, a pariah.

In order to retain my sanity, I ask the reader's indulgence as I use this column to express personal thoughts.

I have contempt for "the world." I cherish and admire countless individuals, but I have contempt for "the world" and "world opinion." "The world" has never cared about evils inflicted on human beings. The Communist genocides meant nothing to humanity. The Holocaust meant nothing. With almost no exception, the mass atrocities since World War II have likewise absorbed humanity less than the Olympics or the Miss World Contest.

I have contempt for the United Nations. It is one of the great obstacles to goodness and decency on this planet. Its moral record -- outside of a few specialized agencies such as the World Health Organization -- is almost entirely supportive of evil and condemnatory of good. It is dominated by the most morally backward governments in the world -- those from the Arab and Muslim worlds, the Communists during their heyday and African despots. It appointed Libya, a despotic, primitive state, to head its Human Rights Commission, whose members include China, Saudi Arabia and Sudan. Neither the United States nor Israel sits on the Commission.

I regard the European Union with similar revulsion. With little opposition, Europe murdered nearly every Jewish man, woman and child in its midst, and a half-century later provides cover for those in the Middle East who seek to do to the Middle East's Jews exactly what the Nazis did to the European Jews. For the European Union to condemn Israel's killing of a Hamas leader, when Hamas's avowed aim is another Jewish genocide, is so loathsome as to board the incredible. For Germany and France (who, unlike America, have almost never shed blood for the liberty of others) to do everything they can to undermine America's attempt to liberate Iraq is similarly repugnant.

As for the international news media and journalists, I regard most of them as aides to evil.

This is not new. The 1932 Pulitzer Prize, American journalism's highest award, was given to Walter Duranty of the New York Times for reporting from the Soviet Union. In his reports, Duranty repeatedly denied Stalin's forced starvation of Ukrainians that led to the murder of more than 6 million of them. The same "newspaper of record" deliberately toned down reporting on the Nazi annihilation of Jews 10 years later so as not to appear "too Jewish."

The Soviet decimation of Afghanistan was so little reported in the international media -- especially radio and television -- that when I talked about its scope and horror on my radio show in the 1980s, listeners kept wondering if I was telling the truth -- they had never heard anything about it.

In the last years of the Saddam Hussein regime, according to John Burns of the New York Times, major news reporters refused to write stories about Iraqi mass murder and atrocities lest the Saddam regime remove their press credentials. For most journalists, and their newspapers and television stations, it was better to lie for Saddam and have a bureau in Baghdad than to tell the truth but have no Baghdad bureau.

And not one international news organization calls Hamas or any of the other Palestinian terror organizations "terrorists."

I love learning and revere the title of "professor," but with few exceptions, universities, too, merit contempt. The vast majority of professors who take positions on social issues are moral fools. They teach millions of students that America and Israel are villains and that the enemies of those decent societies are merely misunderstood victims who are often justified in their hatred. And they loathe the American Judeo-Christian value system that has made the United States the world's land of opportunity and beacon of liberty.

In sum, I feel that I am living in a world that is morally sick. Good is called bad, and bad is called "militant," "victimized," "misunderstood" and "the product of hopelessness," but rarely bad. Only those who fight the bad are called bad.

I am kept sane by the knowledge that there are hundreds of millions of individuals who can still tell the difference between good and evil; by the knowledge that there was never a time that humanity was particularly decent; and by a strong belief that a good God governs the universe even though He allows evil many triumphs. And I believe this God will judge Osama bin Laden and Jacques Chirac appropriately.

©2004 Creators Syndicate, Inc.


Friday, February 17, 2006

Currently Listening
Off the Wall
By Michael Jackson
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Until the month of May, land of the Rising Sun, my dear friend . . . . Please be patient with me . . . I’m doing the best that I can, and I’ll be there as soon as possible . . . To the glory of Almighty God and His Gospel . . .

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“Jesus came to raise the dead. He did not come to teach the teachable; He did not come to improve the improvable; He did not come to reform the reformable. None of those things works.”

-Robert Farrer Capon



Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Currently Listening
Exodus
By Utada Hikaru
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As if you didn’t know that I knew people in high places . . . Guess which one is the half-white guy . . .


 

This is my best friend at Target (where I work now), Mr. Salvador Island . . .  Happy 24th birthday, Sal!!! Stay up man, and keep your diddy-bop together . . .  



If you don’t know who these characters are, whether or not this picture was drawn by the actual artist, or whether it is a composite picture done by someone on their computer, and the potential significance of the phrase in the picture, then you are probably a very boring person with boring taste, or at the very least, you are woefully uninformed . . .


 

This is Mr. Eric Chabaneix, a.k.a. Awax, a.k.a. the Good Pastor Chabaneix, a.k.a. E-Chabs, a.k.a. The Wax Theological . . .



This is Mr. Austin J. Allen, a.k.a. Audi Audyssey, a.k.a. A-Squared, a.k.a. Audyssey Powers, International Grown Man of Riveting Romance, Meticulous Mystery, and Intense Intrigue (Audyssey P., baby!!!), a.k.a the Audacious Archetype of Auditype, a.k.a. Mr. Allen (in the flesh, mind you) . . .



Together, we are the 7th Regiment, 3rd Company, and 10th Infantry of the Infamous Goon Squad, baby!!! Semper Figgity-Fizzle-Fi, son!!! We're the new-school Goonies, folks!!! Know insatiable greatness when you see it, you miserable ingrates . . . 

*It was a real blessing to be able to hang out with and support Awax at the CMC Retreat.  It was fun.



 Audyssey Flow baby, it’s only natural . . .

Well, that’s all I’ve got to say right now . . . Audyssey out!



***Edit:  February 9, 2006- HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY, TREDIJON AMARI SCOTT!!!!!







My beloved nephew, you precious little boy  . .  .  I love you with all of my heart, mind, and soul, and  I will always be there for you whenever you need me.  You are the most beautiful gift that the gracious, almighty God of the universe has ever seen fit to bless me with.  It is my solemn hope and prayer that God would give you the grace to receive a saving knowledge and relationship with Christ Jesus, as almighty God, Saviour, Redeemer, and Beloved Friend.  May your inevitable sin be forgiven, and may you be amongst those who are counted as righteous in Christ, so that your salvation and final resting place in Heaven may be eternally secured . . . You are a silly-billy-willy-nilly!!!  You are a silly little boy!  I love you, son.  Happy birthday!!!


Your Uncle, who loves you more than he could ever articulate in words, 

Austin J. Allen


And I do believe it's true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes,
But if the silence takes you
Then I hope it takes me too.
So brown eyes, I'll hold you near,
'Cause you're the only song I want to hear.
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere. . .

(Excerpt from "Soul Meets Body", by Death Cab For Cutie- I was playing with Trey on my bed, looking into his eyes when I first heard this song on the radio . . .  ah, memories . . . )



Monday, November 14, 2005

Currently Listening
Guero
By Beck
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
 
- Ellen Goodman


Monday, October 31, 2005

Currently Reading
Praying Backwards: Transform Your Prayer Life By Beginning In Jesus' Name
By Bryan Chapell
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Words of Wisdom, by Austin Allen



“If you see your kids swimming in the pool, and they tell you that grandma got tired of swimming, and took a nap at the bottom, then you know that something terrible has happened.”

 

 



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